Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Soy Products-"Making our Kids Gay"

That's right-according to conservative publication WorldNet Daily, Jim Rutz claims that soy products are slowly poisoning our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. He explains, "Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality.....That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products".
He does go on to state that soy sauce is perfectly acceptable. "Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu."
In an effort to combat any any deviant soy or tofu effects, the Christian Coalition is encouraging parents to enrich their childrens' diets with whole milk, red meat, and other wholesome heterosexual-safe foods.
Stay tuned next week for Mr. Rutz's compelling research into the link between hummus and child pornography-"The Hidden Life of the Chickpea Freaks".

Monday, November 06, 2006

Freedom-Vote for It Tomorrow

Doggie date


Ellie and her boyfriend Dugan have been bugging their humans to take them out for a special evening at Brewsters Ice Cream Parlor.
Here the lovely couple are after sharing matching "doggie cups". Our next issue is how are we going to sneak them into the movie theater??

Friday, October 27, 2006

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Ever wonder....

Why fire alarm batteries only give out in the middle of the night???

Friday, September 15, 2006